Deadpan ‘Not A Joke — The Dog’ Statement Mat

Description

Has your dog been acting a bit off lately? Like have you caught him on more than one occasion just staring at you from behind a fern…and drooling? There is a very good chance that he is seeing a steak where you ought to be. Don’t be silly, he doesn’t want to eat you up…he just wants to have you kidnapped and get a rib roast as ransom. You’ve been warned. 

Each mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.Olefin is a great choice for outdoors and damp basements as its fiber dries quickly when wet, and is not prone to mold or mildew as a result of the moisture. Additionally, being solution-dyed makes the fiber extremely fade-resistant and stain resistant, so exposure to sunlight, ultraviolet rays and spills will not permanently discolor the carpet.

Specifications

Maintenance

To clean, just wet with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry flat.

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